The Sun Has Been Replaced!
The newness of the rays brings madness and decay! They burn us off the face, the sun has been replaced!

The Sun Has Been Replaced! by Antoun
Of course, I realize that the heat on the planet actually comes from the sun in the inner Earth!
I am basically a crystal staff with a rainbow snake crawling up it, and I glow in the dark, but "y'all don't hear me, though!"