I am basically a crystal staff with a rainbow snake crawling up it, and I glow in the dark, but "y'all don't hear me, though!"

Tony Ezzy on Live Parc Avenue Tonight TV Special!!!

I will be the Schaefer to Dimitrious’ Letterman, the Severenson to his Carson, the Marsalis to his Leno, the Reggie Watts to his Scott Aukerman! Wednesday, May 15th 5240 Ave. Du Parc

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Tony Ezzy Live at Expozine 2013, April 7th!!!

It happens in Montreal at Divan Orange

4234 St Laurent Blvd

Show starts aprox. 9:30PM

More details to come!

For all those who missed this show: IT WAS TOTALLY ORF DA CHORN! Video is soon to come. There were many scream meeps!


There are finer worlds, vibrating at a rate higher than this one. Naturally, they exist like octaves or sonic overtones. I travel between the tones. That is why I am Tone-y. Y not? (That’s what Leon Redbone called me.) Not Y. Not man. Not nu-man. Not human.

The profane can see me because I am a full spectral being, but they only see my human form. They can hear the resonance of higher beings that they don’t yet understand. If they could understand, they would see me as I truly am.


The Saga of Zeta Callihaxon!


Tony Ezzy Version of ‘Cribz’!


Teachings From Zeta Callihaxon

On conversing with beings not of the third dimension:

“If you meet these beings or see them in their own realm, no names are spoken. Seeing is hearing and hearing is seeing. It is all information based on vibration. Everything is crystal clear: their being, their intentions, their personality, and their thoughts: all are perceived in unison.

BUT: if these beings are speaking to you from behind a perceptive veil, in a world in which they cannot lower themselves into so that they can be perceived as ‘solid’ 3-D projections, or if they are trying to enter a world of your own making in which they have not yet received permission to enter, they will speak a name to your mind. The name will be a series of syllables or sonic incantations that best represent the essence of who they are. This is how I came to know “Ijoh Jilk” and “Rant Kali Poolo”.

Pronounce: 1. to utter or make sound the sounds of: to pronounce a name corectly. 2. to declare or announce formarly or with authority.

-The Holt Dictionary of American English


My Encounter With A Being Who Looked Like an Intelligent Catfish Humanoid

An amphibious looking, highly strange E.T. entered my mind and created a sort of explosion in the center of my brain. He proceeded to guide me around certain scenarios and forced me to sing opera. The time period seemed to be around the turn of the century, with society types around. I demanded that he showed me what he was doing, and he showed me an image of my neural pathways firing off, with what seemed to be long wooden sticks. I didn’t fully understand. Was it Ram Kali Poolo? I don’t know, because no names were spoken.

After my neural re-patterning by the “Catfish Dude”, I proceeded to record some of the best bass clarinet playing ever committed to tape! Judge for yourself. This whole Catfish epic is an account of an actual experience that I had. After the Catfish being showed me what he looked like, I knew I could find an approximation of it by just doing an image search on Google. I should note that the pictures I use of the Catfish being in these videos are a bit meaner looking than the one who contacted me. He had much more intelligent eyes than the ones you see in the pictures used here, he also had a more whimsical countenance.

This video is in three parts, please try to listen to the whole playlist for the full experience.

 


Tony Ezzy Espace Labratouri: Mandate!

THE TONY EZZY ESPACE LABRATOURI:

Focusing on aetheric phenomena as recorded on magnetic tape, and human thought as expressed through music, alternative speech patterns and creative applications of social conventions and processes.

An uncompromising glimpse into an individual’s perception of reality, without pandering to a consensus reality.

An intuitive assertion of the truth, devoid of the rigours of academic convention and bureaucracy.

The Tony Ezzy Espace Labratouri asserts that approval and authority is granted through a clear understanding of another being’s integrity and intention, and an understanding that people can perceive the truth intuitively, even if they do not know where the person espousing his or her perceptions is “coming from”. Understanding is clear and not based on titles or degrees presented by dead, vacuous institutions. Upholders of a weak, deceptive, and limiting paradigm will be seen for what they are.

The Tony Ezzy Espace Labratouri is a pan-dimensional organization, and it’s contributors are not limited to the realm of the living. Spirit entities, the recently deceased, and people from other dimensions (some having no physical form) are amongst its contributors. Also included are planetary consciousnesses, over-souls, collective consciousnesses, and extra terrestrials.

This is the mandate for the TONY EZZY ESPACE LABRATOURI

Tony Ezzy, November 22, 2012


Material Grens! From the Tony Ezzy Espace Labratouri!

This is the first discovery of the T.E. Espace Labratouri. What are grens? Gren is the french word for crumbs or grains, but in this sense it means any particle or bit of matter. Modern physics throw words around such as, quarks, leptons, particles, nano quarks… What the hell is a particle? I’m talking abouts grens. Grens are the foundation of all physical and aetheric matter, but they cannot over come Exist-Grens! Some may call an Exist-Gren the ‘God Particle’….